Storm in a Teacup
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Once
at an otherwise terribly dull
cocktail party
the kind that makes you wish
you’d never graduated from
the kid’s table
I met a wolf
in a slick Armani suit
gold tooth winking
He looked
like a Warren Zevon song
Dry martini?
He offered,
My father taught me to make them
just right
Use the good stuff
three olives
and shaken to waltz time
at an otherwise terribly dull
cocktail party
the kind that makes you wish
you’d never graduated from
the kid’s table
I met a wolf
in a slick Armani suit
gold tooth winking
He looked
like a Warren Zevon song
Dry martini?
He offered,
My father taught me to make them
just right
Use the good stuff
three olives
and shaken to waltz time
Storm in a Teacup is a good gin cocktail, sipped slowly at a Gatsby-esque garden party. Sparkling and fresh on the nose, it sings with the promise of tangy citrus and flowering trees. Over time, it mellows to a sensual, herbal finish, giving way to notes of lavender, juniper, and sage.
The potion itself is a pale gold with shimmering blue-pink iridescence, packaged in a 10 mL rollerball bottle. An aura quartz infuses the blend with a little extra energetic zing.
Artisan-crafted in small batches in Portland, OR
Ingredients: All-natural essential oils cologne/perfume blend with fractionated coconut, jojoba and castor oils, mica powders, crystal, and moonlight.
Store away from direct sunlight and high temperatures.
The potion itself is a pale gold with shimmering blue-pink iridescence, packaged in a 10 mL rollerball bottle. An aura quartz infuses the blend with a little extra energetic zing.
Artisan-crafted in small batches in Portland, OR
Ingredients: All-natural essential oils cologne/perfume blend with fractionated coconut, jojoba and castor oils, mica powders, crystal, and moonlight.
Store away from direct sunlight and high temperatures.