I am lousy at posting

I am not a blogger.

I love bloggers. They make everything look picturesque while still being funny as hell. 

I'm a bit shit at it.

I am trying to put more things out into the world rather than just making stuff in my hermit glitter den and then NEVER SHOWING IT TO ANYONE.

But I suspect no one is reading this, so it becomes a conversation with myself, and boy does THAT get old fast. 

This is all to say that I have not disappeared, I'm just... a terrible blogger.